After the meal, my family would gather in the living room and lay around for hours. My father and uncles could be found strewn out on random couches and lounge-chairs taking naps. My grandmother, mother and aunts scurried about the kitchen scrubbing dishes and packing up the leftovers. Grandada was off to the side sizing up the sharpening blocks in preparation for my big shaving experience.
Let me just say that he was in his element! He stood, stooped over his prehistoric meat block, slowly and methodically dragging the blade down the narrow stone. It made a dull hiss as it went. His hands, worn with age, shook a little as he worked. "Denver, you be careful!" My grandmother said verbally fulfilling her role as the family worry-wart.
It was around this time that my family made a concerted effort to hide my grandfathers knives. He also lost his ability to drive an automobile. His hands had become unreliable, as had his eyesight. Perhaps I should have sought out a more efficient and safe means for getting my straight edge sharpened. I didn't care if it was not perfect, I'd rather have my grandfather sharpen it because I knew how much he would enjoy the experience. I also knew that the risk of him injuring himself was minimal. "Man alive.....Hits' sharp enough to cut through paper. Go snatch-um bald-headed!" He chuckled a little as he handed me the razor. I went down the hall to the back bathroom and started making the necessary arrangements.
Midway through my shave, I emerged from the bathroom my face bleeding in spots and chapped with a redness that you would normally associate with a bad sunburn. I had only shaved about fifty percent of my face and a brief intermission was needed. My mother looked upset she begged me to stop. "You'll regret it. I don't think what your doing is very smart," she said with a scornful look. I ignored her protests. I was fully into this thing, be it good or bad. I learned later from my wife that my mother implored my wife to step in and put a stop to it. My wife's response was "It's his face." My mother seemed shocked by this response, for it was always the role of women in her culture to step in and save there foolish husbands when such things occurred.
Halfway into round two, the bathroom door slowly opened. It opened just large enough for a hand to slip through. A hand holding a glass of much needed Even and Williams black label bourbon. Not a word was exchanged as my grandfather placed the bourbon on the sink counter-top. The door closed. It was like the moment in Bloodsport when Frank Dux was loosing dramatically to opponent Chong Li. Then the whole fight turned around after he had his emotional flashback sequence. The bourbon on the sink was like the turning point for me.
Ten minutes later I exited the bathroom with an empty glass and grinning like a opossum. My red swollen face showed the battle scars and I had emerged the victor.....or at least until the bourbon wore off. I never told my grandfather that the blade was dull. I didn't want to hurt his pride. He may have known and felt bad that I struggled through the ordeal. That would explain why he snuck me the bourbon without a word. Ether way, it's a great memory of mine.
I never shaved with the straight edge razor after that. I thought about taking it to someone who could properly sharpen it, but it seemed like a lot of hassle to go through when you could just buy a package of disposable razors for five bucks at the grocery store. I recently learned that you can get a straight edge with disposable razor inserts. I am growing a beard now, but would be interested in this system for the future. I know that any time I pick up a straight edge razor I'm always reminded of my grandada's silent hand graciously bestowing Even and Williams upon me during my time of need.
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